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Push

Today was one of those days. One of those awful miserable days, at the bottom of the hormonal roller-coaster, sore and stiff and tired and bitchy. The  last thing I wanted to do was go to the gym. I did not want to … Continue reading

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Nevermind Aliens, Hydramazonianepthisamine!

  Scientists and government agencies are in a panic as a devastating chemical leak has made its way into a vast portion of the North American water supply. The chemical, called Hydramazonianephthisamine is being dubbed “The Reality Serum” and appears … Continue reading

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Deathwatch Kitty

Well intentioned as I have been, Days 11 and 12 on my road to Slayeriffic were washed out of me- in tide after horrifying tide of bodily fluids. Day 11 (Sunday) I woke half an hour before my alarm was … Continue reading

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Day Nine.

Sore. If you could count “Not slapping the shit out of stupid people” as self discipline, I would be a master. But I don’t think it works that way… Instead, we think of self discipline as the ability to force … Continue reading

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Also; Adolf Hitler, Eminem and Kanye

Thinking about my super hot new body (uh, the one that rocks out in my head while my fat butt bounces on the treadmill), and what I want it to look like. I automatically pick the “Badass” girls. And I … Continue reading

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The Job Hunt II

I’ve been terrible about keeping up with my writing. Generally, I believe it takes a certain amount of frustration and cynicism to write well, but it’s a tricky balance. Can’t write when I’m really happy, it just sounds ridiculous. Can’t … Continue reading

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And the best part is, there’s an app for that!

Ooo lookie here! I can post right from my phone and even use pictures and EVEN go back and edit/add to the post from my computer! **squee** WordPress, I think I love you.

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