Category Archives: funny

The “New Math”

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ One day,  a cave man put his interesting rock down next to another interesting rock. And something happened. An idea began to percolate in the depths of his tiny underdeveloped brain. “Hurg! Gurp!” he exclaimed! He had more rock!  … Continue reading

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Mean Mommy- Idiot Mittens

  It gets cold here. Really really cold. This morning was -26 (that’s -14 to my friends south of the border). Now, where we’re from before we moved to the frozen Alberian wasteland, the coldest winter I can recall in … Continue reading

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Plaiddict

  I wrote a post way waaay back about my experience reading the Twilight series. I wrote about how it swept me up in the story- in spite of my critical opinion of the subject matter, in spite of my … Continue reading

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Reinforcements

I know some women who left home and never looked back. They did everything on their own, the hard way. Maybe due to circumstances of their upbringing, maybe just the way they’re wired, I don’t know- but these are women … Continue reading

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HIGH FIVE

It isn’t easy to be interesting. I always worry that one day I’ll run out of “back in the day” stories (and some of those are seriously epic funny shit), and the longer you know me, the more times you’ll … Continue reading

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Pizza Dreams

The last thing I remember before my alarm started singing “Too Late to Apologize” to me was a guy standing in a (our new) livingroom who had been giving us his opinion about finishing the basement. We had been goofing … Continue reading

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Facing a Crazy

As I have come to understand people in general- there are more-or-less 3 kinds. There are the Weirdos, the Good Crazies, and the Bad Crazies. I have the very least in common with the Weirdos- these are people I just … Continue reading

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