Category Archives: funny

The “New Math”

Posted on February 20, 2014 by staggeringduck

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ One day,  a cave man put his interesting rock down next to another interesting rock. And something happened. An idea began to percolate in the depths of his tiny underdeveloped brain. “Hurg! Gurp!” he exclaimed! He had more rock!  … Continue reading →

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Mean Mommy- Idiot Mittens

Posted on November 20, 2013 by staggeringduck

  It gets cold here. Really really cold. This morning was -26 (that’s -14 to my friends south of the border). Now, where we’re from before we moved to the frozen Alberian wasteland, the coldest winter I can recall in … Continue reading →

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Plaiddict

Posted on May 17, 2013 by staggeringduck

  I wrote a post way waaay back about my experience reading the Twilight series. I wrote about how it swept me up in the story- in spite of my critical opinion of the subject matter, in spite of my … Continue reading →

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Reinforcements

Posted on April 16, 2013 by staggeringduck

I know some women who left home and never looked back. They did everything on their own, the hard way. Maybe due to circumstances of their upbringing, maybe just the way they’re wired, I don’t know- but these are women … Continue reading →

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HIGH FIVE

Posted on April 11, 2013 by staggeringduck

It isn’t easy to be interesting. I always worry that one day I’ll run out of “back in the day” stories (and some of those are seriously epic funny shit), and the longer you know me, the more times you’ll … Continue reading →

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Pizza Dreams

Posted on March 23, 2013 by staggeringduck

The last thing I remember before my alarm started singing “Too Late to Apologize” to me was a guy standing in a (our new) livingroom who had been giving us his opinion about finishing the basement. We had been goofing … Continue reading →

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Facing a Crazy

Posted on March 20, 2013 by staggeringduck

As I have come to understand people in general- there are more-or-less 3 kinds. There are the Weirdos, the Good Crazies, and the Bad Crazies. I have the very least in common with the Weirdos- these are people I just … Continue reading →

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Redacted

Posted on March 15, 2013 by staggeringduck

So, I’m finding myself in an interesting dilemma. My little blog here seems to have become gossip fodder for some people in my real life circle of friends and family. I’m not too sure what to think about that, and … Continue reading →

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And Stuff

Posted on March 13, 2013 by staggeringduck

My post yesterday, on the daily prompt… I don’t know what possessed me to write about that. I was sitting there in the wee hours typing and crying, and I know what I shared barely scratched the surface. I could … Continue reading →

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If it weren’t for Laughter (a list of things I love on the internet)

Posted on March 7, 2013 by staggeringduck

We would all die. I’m pretty sure there’s some sort of science to back that up. Husband does not think I’m very funny, but once we got it straight; I am funny, he is the only one who doesn’t think so- I … Continue reading →

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